Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

captcha: all yer base

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

why does column have a letter n?

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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