one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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