Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Flop dog

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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