- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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