Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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