Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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You smell like shit

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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