Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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