please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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