- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

7

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??