There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's clear and wet? water

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Win and Beau have no friends

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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im watching you..

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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