- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.