How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Leave her alone...

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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