Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Women's Rights.

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hi

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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whats a dick a dick

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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