- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

hot diggity dog

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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