- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

This is a joke setup.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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