Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

black guy graduating high school

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

captcha: all yer base

why does column have a letter n?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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