What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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