- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

my whole life!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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