Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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