What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yeah right loser!

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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You have cancer

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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knock knock who's there?

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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