- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Religion.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Flop dog

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A man made a sandwich.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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