Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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