Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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this girl died

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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