- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ass in my face ? no

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Wy did the chicken?

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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