- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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