A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Are you Drew?

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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