- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Jacob Edwards has friends

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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