Knock Knock Yes?

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Mark Wilson

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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