- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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