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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

where wally? wallys a myth.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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