why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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