Badgers are cool

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Jason Connor.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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