justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

raping black women

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

melon

whats your name? bumder:)

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

bees knees

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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