- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Wy did the chicken?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Bob dole

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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