A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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watch me nae nae

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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kkk

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Bob dole

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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