What's worse than aids? Super aids.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

knock knock ... no one was in

Do you like your life? No. OK.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the dog eat poop?

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Type 2 diabetics

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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