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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is fat

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Knock Knock Yes?

Mark Wilson

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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