- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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