- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A man sat on a chair

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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