Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Psychics.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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