Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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