I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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