- Anti Joke

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

captcha: all yer base

why does column have a letter n?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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