fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Anti Joke

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