- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

im not as random as you think I- Potato

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Nippies

Jerry.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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