Yes.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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