your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Nippies

Jerry.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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