- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

"33"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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