- Anti Joke

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Cleveland winning something

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

I ponder

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"