- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

This is not a joke

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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