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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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