- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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