Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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whats 2+2? 4

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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bacon

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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