- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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