- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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