- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

fruit salad?

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

u jelly?

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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