a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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My children are huge mistakes.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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bob saget

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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