a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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