What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Where do you live? In a house

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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