How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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