Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Your mom.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Dogs in my home.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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