Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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one day i went to bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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This is not a joke

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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