- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

My children are huge mistakes.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

want a balloon? yeah

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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