- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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