Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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PSN IS UP

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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