Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

what's worst than being gay? being black

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Get on your knees Ho

gay marriage.

r u smart..... or ur black

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Anti Joke

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