what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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