whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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redtube

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Lets go Yankees

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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black guy graduating high school

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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