- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

The Game

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??