- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

knock knock get lost!

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Take this and put it- No.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

thumbs up!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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