What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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captcha: all yer base

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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say cheese

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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