What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Are you Drew?

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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