Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Your biggest fan.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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tea with milk?

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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